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A LADY'S FAITH
Category: COCKNEY BIBLE
Jesus then left there and went to some area near the city of Tyre. He went into a Mickey, and he didn't want anyone to know that 'e was there, but as bloomin' usual, 'e couldn't stay hidden. Some lady, whose little ribbon had an evil spirit in her, heard about this Jesus geezer, and came to him as soon as possible, and she fell at his plates. This woman was a Gentile (she weren't a Jew), and she was born in the area of Phoenicia in Syria. She begged and begged Jesus to give the demon a good slap and drive it out of 'er daughter. But Jesus said, "First we've gotta feed the saucepans. It ain't right to take the saucepan's food and chuck it to the dogs. "But please, sir," she said, "even the dogs under the Cain-and-Abel eat the saucepan's leftovers!" Jesus said, "Because of that answer, go back to your Mickey, and you'll find that the demon has gone out of your little ribbon!" She went home and, strike-a-light, she found her daughter lying on the Uncle Ned, and the demon had vanished!
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